>"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make
>love," and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"
>
>"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator
>shoes and you're barefoot.
>
>"OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long
>as you don't have to go along.
>
>"OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor
>instead of by the police.
>
>"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to
>take any fiber today.
>
>"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the
>parking lot.
>
>"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee!