Love your last line!!! Woke up my sick hubby reading it. When he feels better I'll read it to him.
Hopefully that intern will soon realize not all patients have no common sense!
Hang in there! kcmo rose
>-Idiot Story-
>
>A 28-year old male was brought into the ER after an attempted suicide. The
>man had swallowed several nitroglycerin pills and a fifth of vodka. When
>asked about the bruises on his head and chest he said that they were from
>him ramming himself into the wall in an attempt to make the nitroglycerin
>explode.
>
>Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
>A: B-52...F-16...B-1...
ROFLMAO!!!!!
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