I got bored and decided to have a little fun. Enjoy!
YOU MIGHT BE AN ADHESION SUFFERER IF...
- You've memorized when your local pharmacy receives shipments of Senekot
- You've been blacklisted by every gastrointerologist within a 50-mile radius
- The ER staff knows you by name and keeps a locker for you
- You have more heating pads than the entire neighborhood combined
- You plan a party because you had two meals and hadn't been in pain all day
- Your nightstand looks like a medicine cabinet
- The speed dial on your telephone contains the numbers of your general physician, GI, OB/GYN, and four of your favorite surgeons
- The phrase "They've got guts!" makes you think twice
- You get frustrated because your medical dictionary doesn't have an entry for "adjuvant"
- You can recite all the anti-adhesion gels by heart, as well as their manufacters
- Your idea of a dream vacation getaway is going sightseeing in beautiful Germany on your way to a world-renowned specialist
- You're the first person friends and family approach when they need the correct spelling of "colonoscopy" or "laparotomy"