Re: For Ginny

From: Millie (milliem@citlink.net)
Wed May 2 15:54:34 2001


Rose, I had to say I absolutely love the Moral of The Story!!! I needed this laugh!!! Keep on cheering me and everyone else. This is the GREATEST!!!!!!

>----- Original Message -----
From: "Rose Lunn" <rose.lunn@eds.com> To: "Multiple recipients of list ADHESIONS" <adhesions@mail.medispecialty.com> Sent: Wednesday, May 02, 2001 8:33 AM Subject: For Ginny

> Ginny,
>
> My favorite saying:
>
> I've learned....
> That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to
> help
> him in some other way.
>
> We'll listen....always. Your story makes me want to cry. I've had ARD
> for a while but in a very mild form so far. I'll be having a laproscopy
> soon and I hope it is as easy as the last one.
>
> Now a (kind of sick) funny:
>
> --
>
> WHO'S IN CHARGE?
>
> All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
> trying to decide who was the one in charge.
>
> The brain said, "I should be in charge, because
> I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing
> would happen."
>
> The blood said, "I should be in charge, because
> I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd
> all waste away."
>
> The stomach said, "I should be in charge, because
> I process food and give all of you energy."
>
> The legs said, "I should be in charge, because
> I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
>
> The eyes said, "I should be in charge, because
> I allow the body to see where it goes."
>
> The rectum said, "I should be in charge, because
> I'm responsible for waste removal."
>
> All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
> and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down
> tight.
>
> Within a few days, the brain had a terrible
> headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got
> wobbly, the eyes got watery and the blood was
> toxic.
>
> They all decided that the rectum should be the
> boss.
>
> The Moral of the story...
>
> You don't have to be important to be in charge...
> Just an asshole!!!
>
> kcmo rose
>


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