>----- Original Message -----
From: "Rose Lunn" <rose.lunn@eds.com>
To: "Multiple recipients of list ADHESIONS"
<adhesions@mail.medispecialty.com>
Sent: Friday, September 07, 2001 8:46 AM
Subject: Funnies for women
> ** Woman about Woman **
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> The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. [Helen
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> Hayes,
> at 73]
>
> I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray
> eyebrows.
> [Janette Barber]
>
> Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time I hear it, I think
> I'm
> supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone. [Jan
> King]
>
> A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
> [Carrie
> Snow]
>
> A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
> [Rhonda Hansome]
>
> Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body
> starts
> falling apart. [Caryn Leschen]
>
> I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at
> once. [Jennifer Unlimited]
>
> If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible
> warning. [Catherine Aird]
>
> I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not
> dumb,
> and I'm also not blonde. [Dolly Parton]
>
> You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a
> smart
> woman with a dumb guy. [Erica Jong]
>
> If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. [Sue
> Grafton]
>
> I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. [Roseanne
> Barr]
>
> I think - therefore I'm single. [Lizz Winstead]
>
> When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade
> another
> country. [Elayne Boosler]
>
> Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. [Maryon Pearson]
>
> I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a
> career. [Gloria Steinem]
>
> I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home
> which
> answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every
> morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes
> home late every night. [Marie Corelli]
>
> I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his
> house.
> Zsa Zsa Gabor]
>
> Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. [Eleanor
> Roosevelt]
>