thnx for cheering us up....between you & Nancy I end up groaning in pain from all the laughing I do....but then those endorphins kick in and it feels great!
Your No.1 joke fan........Jo ;-)
At Fri, 7 Sep 2001, Rose Lunn wrote:
>
>** Woman about Woman **
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>The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. [Helen
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>Hayes,
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>at 73]
>
>I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray
>eyebrows.
>[Janette Barber]
>
>Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time I hear it, I think
>I'm
>supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone. [Jan
>King]
>
>A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
>[Carrie
>Snow]
>
>A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
>[Rhonda Hansome]
>
>Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body
>starts
>falling apart. [Caryn Leschen]
>
>I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at
>once. [Jennifer Unlimited]
>
>If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible
>warning. [Catherine Aird]
>
>I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not
>dumb,
>and I'm also not blonde. [Dolly Parton]
>
>You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a
>smart
>woman with a dumb guy. [Erica Jong]
>
>If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. [Sue
>Grafton]
>
>I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. [Roseanne
>Barr]
>
>I think - therefore I'm single. [Lizz Winstead]
>
>When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade
>another
>country. [Elayne Boosler]
>
>Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. [Maryon Pearson]
>
>I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a
>career. [Gloria Steinem]
>
>I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home
>which
>answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every
>morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes
>home late every night. [Marie Corelli]
>
>I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his
>house.
>Zsa Zsa Gabor]
>
>Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. [Eleanor
>Roosevelt]
-- Positive AffirmationSay this with your hands above your head (victory style) and repeat three times: I'm Alive I'm Alert I'm a LOT of fun!!
That should get you smiling!