Re: Funnies for women

From: Lori (ljdillons@earthlink.net)
Wed Sep 12 11:59:09 2001


Kcmo rose,

Yes, they are. The littlest blessings right now, are the biggest. We need to surround ourselves w/ love, and reach out to everyone.

Hugs, prayers and wet nose kitty kisses to all

--
Lori=^..^

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Sent: 9/11/2001 4:50:07 PM

Subject: Re: Funnies for women

Lori,

Those wet nose kitty kisses have been very important today. I've had to

gather them up close to me several times today while watching CNN. My

pain now seems so petty.

love and load purrs,

kcmo rose

At Fri, 7 Sep 2001, Lori wrote:

I love it!! those are just great. Thanks for the giggles!

Hugs and wet nose kitty kisses'

--

Lori=^..

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Subject: Funnies for women

** Woman about Woman **

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at 73]

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray

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[Janette Barber]

Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time I hear it, I

think

I'm

supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone. [Jan

King]

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.

[Carrie

Snow]

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he

can't.

[Rhonda Hansome]

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body

starts

falling apart. [Caryn Leschen]

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me

at

once. [Jennifer Unlimited]

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a

horrible

warning. [Catherine Aird]

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not

dumb,

and I'm also not blonde. [Dolly Parton]

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see

a

smart

woman with a dumb guy. [Erica Jong]

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. [Sue

Grafton]

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

[Roseanne

Barr]

I think - therefore I'm single. [Lizz Winstead]

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade

another

country. [Elayne Boosler]

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. [Maryon Pearson]

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and

a

career. [Gloria Steinem]

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home

which

answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every

morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes

home late every night. [Marie Corelli]

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep

his

house.

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Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. [Eleanor

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The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. ----------------------- [Helen

Hayes,

at 73]

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray

eyebrows.

[Janette Barber]

Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time I hear it, I

think

I'm

supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone. [Jan

King]

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.

[Carrie

Snow]

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he

can't.

[Rhonda Hansome]

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body

starts

falling apart. [Caryn Leschen]

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me

at

once. [Jennifer Unlimited]

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a

horrible

warning. [Catherine Aird]

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not

dumb,

and I'm also not blonde. [Dolly Parton]

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see

a

smart

woman with a dumb guy. [Erica Jong]

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. [Sue

Grafton]

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

[Roseanne

Barr]

I think - therefore I'm single. [Lizz Winstead]

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade

another

country. [Elayne Boosler]

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. [Maryon Pearson]

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and

a

career. [Gloria Steinem]

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home

which

answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every

morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes

home late every night. [Marie Corelli]

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep

his

house.

Zsa Zsa Gabor]

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. [Eleanor

Roosevelt]

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--- Lori

..."Thanks, but I don't need your help today". God.

...ljdillons@earthlink.net

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--- Lori

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