Yup, I can see my Lab mix panting at the chance. He always wants to 'help' with everything else we do! LOL
kcmo rose
At Wed, 12 Sep 2001, Lori wrote:
>
> How many dogs does it
>take to change a light bulb? (humor)
>
>Golden Retriever:
>The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole
>lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out
>bulb?
>
>Border Collie:
>Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's
>not up to code.
>
>Dachshund:
>You know I can't reach that stupid
>lamp!
>
>Rottweiler:
>Make me.
>
>Lab:
>Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze
>let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can
>I?
>
>Malamute:
>Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's
>busy.
>
>Jack Russell Terrier:
>I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off
>the walls and furniture.
>
>Poodle:
>I'll just blow in the Border Collie's
>ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will
>be dry.
>
>Cocker Spaniel:
>Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet
>in the dark.
>
>Doberman Pinscher:
>While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on
>the couch.
>
>Boxer:
>Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in
>the dark......
>
>Mastiff:
>Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the
>dark.
>
>Chihuahua:
>Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
>
>Irish Wolfhound:
>Can
>somebody else do it? I've got this hangover....
>
>Pointer:
>I see it,
>there it is, there it is, right there...
>
>Greyhound:
>It isn't moving.
>Who cares?
>
>Australian Shepherd:
>First, I'll put all the light bulbs in
>a little circle...
>
>Old English Sheep Dog:
>Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I
>don't see a light bulb!
>
>Hound
>Dog:
>ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz
>
>Cat:
>Dogs do not change light bulbs. People
>change light bulbs. So the question is how long will it be before I can expect
>light?.....Meow!
>
>>>----- Original Message -----
>
>From:
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>
>Sent: 9/7/2001 5:46:41 AM
>
>Subject: Funnies for women
>
>** Woman about Woman **
>
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>
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>-----------------------
>The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. [Helen
>-----------------------
>
>-----------------------
>Hayes,
>
>at 73]
>
>I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray
>
>eyebrows.
>
>[Janette Barber]
>
>Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time I hear it, I
>think
>
>I'm
>
>supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone. [Jan
>
>King]
>
>A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
>
>[Carrie
>
>Snow]
>
>A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he
>can't.
>
>[Rhonda Hansome]
>
>Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body
>
>starts
>
>falling apart. [Caryn Leschen]
>
>I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me
>at
>
>once. [Jennifer Unlimited]
>
>If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a
>horrible
>
>warning. [Catherine Aird]
>
>I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not
>
>dumb,
>
>and I'm also not blonde. [Dolly Parton]
>
>You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see
>a
>
>smart
>
>woman with a dumb guy. [Erica Jong]
>
>If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. [Sue
>
>Grafton]
>
>I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
>[Roseanne
>
>Barr]
>
>I think - therefore I'm single. [Lizz Winstead]
>
>When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade
>
>another
>
>country. [Elayne Boosler]
>
>Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. [Maryon Pearson]
>
>I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and
>a
>
>career. [Gloria Steinem]
>
>I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home
>
>which
>
>answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every
>
>morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes
>
>home late every night. [Marie Corelli]
>
>I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep
>his
>
>house.
>
>Zsa Zsa Gabor]
>
>Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. [Eleanor
>
>Roosevelt]
>
>to the unsubscribe form at http://www.adhesions.org/forums/listcmds.htm
>
>i think of them as stray
>
>eyebrows.
>
>[janette barber]
>
>whoever thought up the word "mammogram"? every time i hear it, i
>think
>
>i'm
>
>supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone. [jan
>
>king]
>
>a male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
>
>[carrie
>
>snow]
>
>a man's got to do what a man's got to do. a woman must do what he
>can't.
>
>[rhonda hansome]
>
>thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body
>
>starts
>
>falling apart. [caryn leschen]
>
>i try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me
>at
>
>once. [jennifer unlimited]
>
>if you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a
>horrible
>
>warning. [catherine aird]
>
>i'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because i know i'm not
>
>dumb,
>
>and i'm also not blonde. [dolly parton]
>
>you see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see
>a
>
>smart
>
>woman with a dumb guy. [erica jong]
>
>if high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. [sue
>
>grafton]
>
>i'm not going to vacuum 'til sears makes one you can ride on.
>[roseanne
>
>barr]
>
>i think - therefore i'm single. [lizz winstead]
>
>when women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. men invade
>
>another
>
>country. [elayne boosler]
>
>behind every successful man is a surprised woman. [maryon pearson]
>
>i have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and
>a
>
>career. [gloria steinem]
>
>i never married because there was no need. i have three pets at home
>
>which
>
>answer the same purpose as a husband. i have a dog that growls every
>
>morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes
>
>home late every night. [marie corelli]
>
>i am a marvelous housekeeper. every time i leave a man i keep
>his
>
>house.
>
>zsa zsa gabor]
>
>nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. [eleanor
>
>roosevelt]
>
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>
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