>----- Original Message -----
From: "Rose Lunn" <rose.lunn@eds.com>
To: "Multiple recipients of list ADHESIONS"
<adhesions@mail.medispecialty.com>
Sent: Wednesday, September 12, 2001 5:44 PM
Subject: Funnies for beer drinkers and those who like word plays
> >FDA warnings
> >
> >Due to increasing products liability litigation, American
> >beer Brewers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that
> >the following warning labels be placed immediately on
> >all beer containers:
> >
> >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave
> >you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.
> >
> >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make
> >you think you are whispering when you are not.
> >
> >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major
> >factor in dancing like a retard.
> >
> >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause
> >you to tell your friends over and over again that you
> >love them.
> >
> >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause
> >you to think you can sing.
> >
> >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead
> >you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for
> >you to telephone them at four in the morning.
> >
> >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make
> >you think you can logically converse with other
> >members of the opposite sex without spitting.
> >
> >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make
> >you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers,
> >resulting in you getting your ass kicked.
> >
> >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause
> >you to roll over in the morning and see something
> >really scary.
> >
> >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading
> >cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
> >
> >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create
> >the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and
> >better looking than most people.
> >
> >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead
> >you to believe you are invisible.
> >
> >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead
> >you to think people are laughing WITH you.
> >
> >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the
> >time-space continuum, whereby gaps
> >of time may seem to literally disappear.
> >
> >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause
> >pregnancy
>
> > > > These are exceptionally clever, whoever put this
> > > > together must be
> > > > deadly at Scrabble.
> > > >
> > > > Dormitory
> > > > When you rearrange the letters:
> > > > Dirty Room
> > > >
> > > > Evangelist
> > > > When you rearrange the letters:
> > > > Evil's Agent
> > > >
> > > > Desperation
> > > > When you rearrange the letters:
> > > > A Rope Ends It
> > > >
> > > > The Morse Code
> > > > When you rearrange the letters:
> > > > Here Come Dots
> > > >
> > > > Slot Machines
> > > > When you rearrange the letters:
> > > > Cash Lost in 'em
> > > >
> > > > Animosity
> > > > When you rearrange the letters:
> > > > Is No Amity
> > > >
> > > > Mother-in-law
> > > > When you rearrange the letters:
> > > > Woman Hitler
> > > >
> > > > Snooze Alarms
> > > > When you rearrange the letters:
> > > > Alas! No More Z's
> > > >
> > > > A Decimal Point
> > > > When you rearrange the letters:
> > > > I'm a Dot in Place
> > > >
> > > > Eleven plus two
> > > > When you rearrange the letters:
> > > > Twelve plus one
> > > >
> > > > And for the grand finale:
> > > >
> > > > PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA
> > > > It can be rearranged (with no letters left over, and
> > > >
> > > > using each letter only once) into:
> > > > TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS
>
> kcmo rose
>
> --
> Rose Lunn
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