These are absolutely perfect and just what I needed! You had me smirking in spite of myself! I had a dental surgery last week, so I can really relate to having another kid chew the candy for you! Thanks so much. Best wishes.
At Wed, 31 Oct 2001, cathy:- wrote:
>
>Here you go...
>
>Signs You Are Too Old For Trick or Treating...
>
>You ask for high fiber candy only.
>
>When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and
>fall over.
>
>You get winded from knocking on the door.
>
>You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
>
>When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.
>
>You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your
>hairpiece.
>
>People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a mask.
>
>You're the only Dragon Ball Z character in the neighborhood with a
>walker.
>
>You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.
>
>You ask to use the washroom every two houses.
>
>You lose your teeth bobbing for apples at Halloween parties.
>
>--
>cathy :-)
>
-- csheedy