Thanks, I chuckled all the way through!
At Tue, 6 Nov 2001, Millie wrote:
>
>Hope this makes you smile!!!
>Millie
>
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>Subject: Fw: FW: It's a Girl Thing!!
>
>>>> ----- Original Message -----
>> From: "Mary Brewer" <mbrewe1@hotmail.com>
>> To: <palmer@indian-creek.net>; <cdale33@excite.com>;
>> <perk2@mercurylink.net>; <judys@airmail.net>; <shellylarge@hotmail.com>
>> Sent: Tuesday, November 06, 2001 4:11 PM
>> Subject: Fwd: FW: It's a Girl Thing!!
>>
>> >
>> > Mary Brewer
>> >
>> > >From: "Heard, Meredith A." <maheard@pier1.com>
>> > >To: "Summer Bieker" <Summer.Bieker@radioshack.com>, "Gay Lynn Cogdill
>> > >(E-mail)" <Glhotmom@aol.com>, "Mary brewer" <mbrewe1@hotmail.com>,
>> > >"Casarez, Cris M" <CMCasarez@pier1.com>
>> > >Subject: FW: It's a Girl Thing!!
>> > >Date: Tue, 6 Nov 2001 15:05:02 -0600
>> > >
>> > >-----Original Message-----
>> > >From: Rodriguez, Andrea R.
>> > >Sent: Tuesday, November 06, 2001 2:59 PM
>> > >To: Dunn, Andrea L.; Heard, Meredith A.; Stone, Rebecca; Scaling,
>Summer
>> > >B
>> > >Subject: FW: It's a Girl Thing!!
>> > >
>> > >interesting thoughts...
>> > >
>> > >-----Original Message-----
>> > >From: Stern, Melissa [mailto:sternm@DynCorp.com]
>> > >Sent: Tuesday, November 06, 2001 2:37 PM
>> > >To: Amy McLaughlin; Rodriguez, Andrea R.; Christine Southam; Heather
>> > >McLeod; Heather Remme; Ingrid; Jennifer Graff; Katie Black; Kortney
>> > >Henton; Leslie Walton; Lynn Lear; RuthAnn Luna; Sara Ricci
>> > >Subject: FW: It's a Girl Thing!!
>> > >
>> > >These are really good!
>> > >
>> > >-----Original Message-----
>> > >From: Pearcy, Dee
>> > >Sent: Tuesday, November 06, 2001 2:08 PM
>> > >To: Lyle, Elise; Mink, Tamara; Logan, Deborah; Stern, Melissa; Lank,
>> > >Wendy
>> > >Subject: FW: It's a Girl Thing!!
>> > >
>> > >Subject: It's a Girl Thing!!
>> > >
>> > >-
>> > > >******************Great Women***************
>> > > >
>> > > > Inside every older person is a
>> > > > younger person - wondering what the
>> > > > hell happened.
>> > > >
>> > > > Cora Harvey Armstrong
>> > > >
>> > > > ----------------------------
>> > > >
>> > > > ----------------------------
>> > > > ----------------------------
>> > > > ----------------------------
>> > > > Quotations from women about women . . . . . . .
>> > > > ----------------------------
>> > > > The hardest years in life are
>> > > > ----------------------------
>> > > > those between ten and seventy.
>> > > > ----------------------------
>> > > >
>> > > > -Helen Hayes (at 73)
>> > > > ........................................................
>> > > > I refuse to think of them as chin
>> > > > hairs. I think of them as stray
>> > > > eyebrows.
>> > > > -Janette Barber-
>> > > > ............................................................
>> > > > Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"?
>> > > > Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed
>> > > > to put my breast in an envelope and send
>> > > > it to someone.
>> > > > -Jan King-
>> > > >...............................................................
>> > > > Things are going to get a lot worse
>> > > > before they get worse.
>> > > > -Lily Tomlin-
>> > > >
>.................................................................
>> > > > You know the hardest thing about
>> > > > having cerebral palsy and being a woman?
>> > > > It's plucking your eyebrows. That's
>> > > > how I originally got pierced ears.
>> > > > -Geri Jewell-
>> > > >
>> > >......................................................................
>> > > > A male gynecologist is like an auto
>> > > > mechanic who never owned a car.
>> > > > -Carrie Snow-
>> > > >
>> > >.....................................................................
>> > > > Laugh and the world laughs with you.
>> > > > Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
>> > > > -Laurie Kuslansky-
>> > > >
>> > >.......................................................................
>> > > >
>> > > > My second favorite household chore is
>> > > > ironing. My first being hitting my head
>> > > > on the top bunk bed until I faint.
>> > > > -Erma Bombeck-
>> > > >
>> > >
>>.......................................................................
>> > >.
>> > > >
>> > > > Old age ain't no place for sissies.
>> > > > -Bette Davis-
>> > > >
>> > >
>>.......................................................................
>> > >.
>> > > >
>> > > > A man's got to do what a man's got to do.
>> > > > A woman must do what he can't.
>> > > > -Rhonda Hansome-
>> > > >
>> > >
>>.......................................................................
>> > >..
>> > > >
>> > > > The phrase "working mother" is
>> > > > redundant.
>> > > > -Jane Sellman-
>> > > >
>> > >
>>.......................................................................
>> > >..
>> > > >
>> > > > Every time I close the door on reality
>> > > > it comes in through the windows.
>> > > > -Jennifer Unlimited-
>> > > >
>> > >
>>.......................................................................
>> > >..
>> > > >
>> > > > Whatever women must do they must do
>> > > > twice as well as men to be thought half
>> > > > as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
>> > > > -Charlotte Whitton-
>> > > >
>> > >
>>.......................................................................
>> > >..
>> > > >
>> > > > Thirty-five is when you finally get
>> > > > your head together and your body starts falling
>> > >apart.
>> > > > -Caryn Leschen-
>> > > >
>> > >
>>.......................................................................
>> > >..
>> > > >
>> > > > I try to take one day at a time,
>> > > > but sometimes several days attack me
>> > > > at once.
>> > > > -Jennifer Unlimited-
>> > > >
>> > >
>>.......................................................................
>> > >..
>> > > >
>> > > > If you can't be a good example, then
>> > > > you'll just have to be a horrible
>> > > > warning.
>> > > > -Catherine Aird-
>> > > >
>> > >
>>.......................................................................
>> > >..
>> > > >
>> > > > When I was young, I was put in a
>> > > > school for retarded kids for two years
>> > > > before they realized I actually had a
>> > > > hearing loss. And they called ME slow!
>> > > > -Kathy Buckley-
>> > > >
>> > >
>>.......................................................................
>> > >.
>> > > >
>> > > > I'm not offended by all the dumb
>> > > > blonde jokes because I know I'm not
>> > > > dumb . . and I'm also not blonde.
>> > > > -Dolly Parton-
>> > > >
>> > >.......................................................................
>> > > >
>> > > >You see a lot of smart guys with dumb
>> > > > women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with
>a
>> > >dumb
>> > > >guy.
>> > > > - Erica Jong-
>> > > >
>> > >
>>.......................................................................
>> > >..
>> > > >
>> > > > If high heels were so wonderful, men
>> > > > would still be wearing them.
>> > > > -Sue Grafton-
>> > > >
>> > >.....................................................................
>> > > > I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears
>> > > > makes one you can ride on.
>> > > > -Roseanne Barr-
>> > > >
>> > >
>>.......................................................................
>> > >..
>> > > >
>> > > > I think---therefore I'm single.
>> > > > -Lizz Winstead-
>> > > >
>> > >
>>.......................................................................
>> > >.
>> > > >
>> > > > When women are depressed they
>> > > > either eat or go shopping. Men invade
>> > > > another country.
>> > > > -Elayne Boosler-
>> > > >
>> > >
>>.......................................................................
>> > >..
>> > > >
>> > > > Behind every successful man is a
>> > > > surprised woman.
>> > > > -Maryon Pearson
>> > > >
>> > >
>>.......................................................................
>> > >..
>> > > >
>> > > > In politics, if you want anything
>> > > > said, ask a man--if you want anything
>> > > > done, ask a woman.
>> > > > -Margaret Thatcher-
>> > > >
>> > >
>>.......................................................................
>> > >..
>> > > >
>> > > > I have yet to hear a man ask for
>> > > > advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
>> > > > -Gloria Steinem-
>> > > >
>> > >
>>.......................................................................
>> > >..
>> > > >
>> > > > I never married, because there was no
>> > > > need. I have three pets at home which
>> > > > answer the same purpose as a husband.
>> > > > I have a dog that growls every morning,
>> > > > a parrot that swears all afternoon,
>> > > > and a cat that comes home late every
>> > > > night.
>> > > > -Marie Corelli-
>> > > >
>> > >
>>.......................................................................
>> > >.
>> > > >
>> > > > If men can run the world, why can't
>> > > > they stop wearing neckties?
>> > > > How intelligent is it to start the day
>> > > > by tying a noose around your neck?
>> > > > -Linda Ellerbee-
>> > > >
>.................................................................
>> > > > I am a marvelous housekeeper.
>> > > > Every time I leave a man I keep his
>> > > > house.
>> > > > -Zsa Zsa Gabor-
>> > > >
>> > >...................................................................
>> > > > Nobody can make you feel inferior
>> > > > without your permission.
>> > > >
>> > > > -Eleanor Roosevelt-
>> > > >
>> > >....................................................................
>> > > > Send this to five bright women you
>> > > > know and make their day.
>> > >
>> >
>>
-- csheedy