Re: A new use for dental floss...

From: Millie (milliem@citlink.net)
Tue Nov 27 09:47:02 2001


Hmmm, since my botch job was done by a female gyn, I have a flossy idea!!! Tie a bunch around each boob, and pull VERY HARD, increasing pain as she cries. THEN... tell her as she told me..."You're my colicky baby!!!" Millie

>----- Original Message -----
From: "cathy:-" <anonymous@medispecialty.com> To: "Multiple recipients of list ADHESIONS" <adhesions@mail.medispecialty.com> Sent: Monday, November 26, 2001 10:53 PM Subject: A new use for dental floss...

> I think that each time one of us has an appointment with a male doctor
> then we should bring along some string or a wad of dental floss. Then
> if by chance the doctor says some version of, "I don't believe that
> adhesions cause pain," then take the wad of string out of your pocket,
> stretch it out between your hands. Then say brightly and cheerfully,
> "Oh, then you won't mind if I tie this around your testicles and follow
> you about, giving a hard jerk every 3 to 5 seconds. Twenty-four hours a
> day. Seven days a week. For the rest of your life."
>
> I'm not sure how to explain it to a female doctor... Now conventional
> wisdom is that female doctors are better at understanding pain. But I
> dunno... Every man I know has been kicked in the "nuts" at least once
> in his life -- and even mentioning the subject gets an immediate and
> visceral reaction!
>
> --
> cathy :-)
>


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