>----- Original Message -----
From: rowdyladyrose@aol.com
To: "Multiple recipients of list ADHESIONS"
<adhesions@mail.medispecialty.com>
Sent: Monday, December 03, 2001 11:41 AM
Subject: Getting Older?
> > God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway...
the
> good fortune to run into the ones that I do like... and the eyesight to
> tell
> the difference.
> >
> > Now that I'm older (but refuse to grow up), here's what I've discovered:
> >
> > 1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
> >
> > 2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.
> >
> > 3. I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.
> >
> > 4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded!
> >
> > 5. All reports are in; life is now officially unfair.
> >
> > 6. If all is not lost, where is it?
> >
> > 7. It is easier to get older than it is go get wiser.
> >
> > 8. Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant!
> >
> > 9. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few....
> >
> > 10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.
> >
> > 11. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
> >
> > 12. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
> >
> > 13. Only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the
> bathroom.
> >
> > 14. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my
knees.
> >
> > 15. When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to
> play chess?
> >
> > 16. It's not hard to meet expenses ... they're everywhere.
> >
> > 17. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
> >
> > 18. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter... I
go
> somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm here after.
> >
> > 19. UNABLE TO REMEMBER IF I HAVE MAILED THIS TO YOU BEFORE AND
> > DOUBT IF YOU CAN EITHER.
>
> --
> kcmo ro(se)
> ICQ #131145100
> If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it
> poorly.
>