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Sent: Thursday, February 21, 2002 9:25 AM
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> > >
> > > REAL WOMEN VS. MARTHA STEWART
> > >
> > > Martha's way #1:
> > > Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar
> > > cone to prevent ice cream drips.
> > > The Real Women's Way:
> > > Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for
> > > Pete's sake, you are probably lying on the couch, with your
> > > feet up, eating it anyway.
> > >
> > > Martha's way #2:
> > > To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag
> > > with the potatoes.
> > > The Real Women's Way:
> > > Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix and keep it in the
> > > pantry for up to a year.
> > >
> > > Martha's way #3:
> > > When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use
> > > a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any
> > > white mess on the outside of the cake.
> > > The Real Women's Way:
> > > Go to the bakery. They'll even decorate it for you.
> > >
> > > Martha's way #4:
> > > If you accidentally over salt a dish while it's still
> > > cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the
> > > excess salt for an instant "fix me up."
> > > The Real Women's Way:
> > > If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too
> > > damn bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: I
> > > made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it
> > > tastes.
> > >
> > > Martha's way #5:
> > > Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the
> > > refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.
> > > The Real Women's Way:
> > > Celery? Never heard of the stuff.
> > >
> > > Martha's way #6:
> > > Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking
> > > to yield a beautiful glossy finish.
> > > The Real Women's Way:
> > > The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include
> > > brushing egg whites over the crust so I just don't do it.
> > >
> > > Martha's way #7:
> > > Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it
> > > on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
> > > The Real Women's Way:
> > > Martha, dear, the only reason this works is because you
> > > can't rub a lime on your forehead without getting lime
> > > juice in your eye, and then the problem isn't the headache
> > > anymore, YOU'RE NOW BLIND!
> > >
> > > Martha's way #9:
> > > If you have a problem opening jars: Try using latex
> > > dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes
> > > opening jars easy.
> > > The Real Women's Way:
> > > Go ask the very cute neighbor to do it.
> > >
> > > Martha's way #10:
> > > Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice
> > > cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
> > > The Real Women's Way:
> > > Leftover wine??????
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