Re: no subject received Thu, 21 Feb 2002 08:24:33 -0600

From: BethC (bcann@hotmail.com)
Thu Feb 21 13:47:27 2002


Thank you Millie, Just what I needed today. If it can't cook in less than 20 minutes, my family doesn't get it! Lately, just hearing the name Martha Stewart depresses me. Doesn't she ever get sick? How about some tips for the partially incapacitated? Beth C

At Thu, 21 Feb 2002, Millie wrote: >
>I sent this to some friends.
>I think they should do a t.v. series based on this, what do you think?
>You and I can be the stars, but ## 2, 4, 6, 9, and 10 apply to me.
>Millie.
>

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>> > >
>> > > REAL WOMEN VS. MARTHA STEWART
>> > >
>> > > Martha's way #1:
>> > > Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar
>> > > cone to prevent ice cream drips.
>> > > The Real Women's Way:
>> > > Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for
>> > > Pete's sake, you are probably lying on the couch, with your
>> > > feet up, eating it anyway.
>> > >
>> > > Martha's way #2:
>> > > To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag
>> > > with the potatoes.
>> > > The Real Women's Way:
>> > > Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix and keep it in the
>> > > pantry for up to a year.
>> > >
>> > > Martha's way #3:
>> > > When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use
>> > > a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any
>> > > white mess on the outside of the cake.
>> > > The Real Women's Way:
>> > > Go to the bakery. They'll even decorate it for you.
>> > >
>> > > Martha's way #4:
>> > > If you accidentally over salt a dish while it's still
>> > > cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the
>> > > excess salt for an instant "fix me up."
>> > > The Real Women's Way:
>> > > If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too
>> > > damn bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: I
>> > > made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it
>> > > tastes.
>> > >
>> > > Martha's way #5:
>> > > Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the
>> > > refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.
>> > > The Real Women's Way:
>> > > Celery? Never heard of the stuff.
>> > >
>> > > Martha's way #6:
>> > > Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking
>> > > to yield a beautiful glossy finish.
>> > > The Real Women's Way:
>> > > The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include
>> > > brushing egg whites over the crust so I just don't do it.
>> > >
>> > > Martha's way #7:
>> > > Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it
>> > > on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
>> > > The Real Women's Way:
>> > > Martha, dear, the only reason this works is because you
>> > > can't rub a lime on your forehead without getting lime
>> > > juice in your eye, and then the problem isn't the headache
>> > > anymore, YOU'RE NOW BLIND!
>> > >
>> > > Martha's way #9:
>> > > If you have a problem opening jars: Try using latex
>> > > dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes
>> > > opening jars easy.
>> > > The Real Women's Way:
>> > > Go ask the very cute neighbor to do it.
>> > >
>> > > Martha's way #10:
>> > > Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice
>> > > cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
>> > > The Real Women's Way:
>> > > Leftover wine??????
>>

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