Re: joke
From: Richard Hagen (rsh4799@att.net)
Thu Feb 28 20:08:20 2002
Do women want support or what? Does putting men down in general make you
feel better?
Not everyone who reads this stuff is a women.
Frankly my very good sense of humor evaporated upon reading this in its
entirety.
I think you would all be offended by men posting jokes about pain or meds or
surgery.
Take this stuff and post it on a joke board, not here.
I really think this was in bad taste, at this site. I feel that there are
too many men here in support that would find this less than amusing.
Oh wait, I must be the only sensitive one!
Richard
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Sent: Thursday, February 28, 2002 7:43 PM
To: Multiple recipients of list ADHESIONS
Subject: joke
Payback For All The Dumb Blonde Jokes
1. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to
do the dishes?Both of them. 2. Why did the man cross the road?He heard the
chicken was a slut.3. Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have
time. 4. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They don't
stop and ask for directions. 5. How does a man show that he is planning for
the future? He buys two cases of beer. 6. What is the difference between men
and government bonds? The bonds mature. 7. Why are blonde jokes so short? So
men can remember them. 8. How many men does it take to change a roll of
toilet paper? We don't know; it has never happened. 9. Why is it difficult
to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking? They all already
have boyfriends. 10. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is
every night? A widow. 11. When do you care for a man's company? When he owns
it. 12. ! Why are married women heavier than single women? Single women come
home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see
what's in bed and goto the fridge. 13. How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes. 14. What is the one thing that all
men at singles bars have in common? They're married. 15. Man says to God:
"God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says:"So you would love
her.""But God," the man says,"why did you make her so dumb?"God says: "So
she would love you.
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