New pain mgmt. doctor...'I see you have marked over 2/3 of your body as giving you pain...you probably should see a psychotherapist to help you with biofeedback' (meaning, I called your old pain mgmt. dr. and he said it's all in your head and you don't really need help with the pain)
'Oh, yes, half of those are joints and you also say you have ARD, have you thought about having more tests?' (Man, why won't this woman just go away...I'm late for my tee-off!)
My husband's doctor (the one I won't go to anymore), 'Oh, he was waiting on me to call him back to go over treatment options?' (These Americans are such big babies, a little thing like your knee buckling and they can't just get on with their life!)
Sigh
kcmo rose
-- Doctors: If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly.