kcmo rose
At Fri, 14 Jun 2002, Ccryder752@aol.com wrote:
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>* Yearly physical
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>An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging
>along.
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>When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I
>need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."
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>The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells, "WHAT?
>What did he say? What's he want?"
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>His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear