>----- Original Message -----
From: rowdyladyrose@aol.com
To: "Multiple recipients of list ADHESIONS"
<adhesions@mail.medispecialty.com>
Sent: Tuesday, July 16, 2002 11:47 AM
Subject: T-Shirts
> Sayings Taken From People's T-Shirts
> 1) My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
> He thought he was God and I didn't!
> 2) I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
> 3) I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me.
> 4) Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
> 5) I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
> 6) You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
> 7) Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
> 8) Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
> 9) Quoting one is plagiarism; quoting many is research.
> 10) I'm not a complete idiot; some parts are missing.
> 11) Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
> 12) NyQuil - The stuffy, sneezy, why-the-hell-is-the-
> room-spinning-medicine.
> 13) God must love stupid people. He made so many.
> 14) The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
> 15) I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
> 16) Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
> 17) Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
> 18) Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
> 19) Procrastinate now.
> 20) Finally 21 and legally able to do everything I've been
> doing since I was 15.
> 21) All men are idiots and I married their king.
> 22) A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
> 23) A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
> 24) Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere.
> 25) Discourage inbreeding -- ban country music.
> 26) Time's fun when you're having flies...Kermit the Frog.
> 27) Police station toilet stolen...Cops have nothing to go on.
> 28) For Sale - Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped once.
> 29) Heck is where people go who don't believe in Gosh.
> 30) Welcome to Kentucky - Set your watch back 20 years.
>