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From: rowdyladyrose@aol.com
Sent: Tuesday, July 16, 2002 11:49 AM
To: Multiple recipients of list ADHESIONS
Subject: Why?
> Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed?
>
> If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to
> the
> core of the earth?
>
> Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
>
> Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your ass?
>
> Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is
> stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'?
>
> If you mated a bulldog and a shitsu, would it be called a
> bullshit?
>
> Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
>
> How come you can see the stars from the Earth, but you can't see them
> when you're in space?
>
> Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
>
> If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight
> packages?
>
> Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for
> centuries have a 'use by' date?
>
> Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
> horrible
> crisp no-one would eat?
>
> Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
>
> Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll
> squeeze
> these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?
>
> What do people in China call their good plates?
>
> Can you sentence a homeless man to house arrest?
>
> If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a
> coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
>
> Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but not
> to
> their crotch when they ask where the toilet is?