The UK Adhesion Society
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on
the operating
> table.
>
> The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my
operating
> table, because when you open them up, everything inside is
numbered."
>
> The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!
> Everything inside them is color coded."
>
> The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the
best,
> everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
>
> The fourth surgeon chimes in, "You know, I like construction
workers,
> those guys always understand when you have a few parts left
over at the
> end,
> and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
>
> But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed,
"You're all
> wrong.
> Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no
heart, and
> no
> spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."
>