At Wed, 11 Dec 2002, linda garcia wrote:
> >Subject: [GCFL] Finders Keepers > >An elderly married couple who were childhood sweethearts and had settled >down in their old neighborhood, are celebrating their fiftieth wedding >anniversary. They walk down the street to their old school. There, they hold >hands as they find the old desk they'd shared and where he had carved, "I >love you, Sally." >On their way back home, an armored car drives by and a bag of money >falls out of the armored car practically at their feet. Sally quickly picks >it up, but they don't know what to do with it so they take it home. >> >There, she counts the money, and it's fifty thousand dollars. The husband >says, "We've got to give it back." >> >She says, "Finders keepers." And she puts the money back in the bag and >hides it up in their attic. >> >The next day, two FBI men are going door-to-door in the neighborhood looking >for the money and show up at their home. They say, "Pardon me, but did >either of you find any money that fell out of an armored car yesterday?" >> >She says, "No." >> >The husband says, "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic." >> >She says, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile." >> >But the agents sit the man down and begin to question him. >One says, "Tell us the story from the beginning." >> >The old man says, "Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school >yesterday..." >> >The FBI guy looks at his partner and says, "Let's get out of here."