Re: off-beat humor

From: Robin (rmasse2333@aol.com)
Tue May 22 20:36:37 2001


Thanks, I loved it!! Robin

At Tue, 22 May 2001, Lgapmon@aol.com wrote: >
>OK, things are getting too serious around here (with the exception of
>Chrissie and her stripes!) so I thought I'd share some of my warped humor
>with you guys. I can't help myself, I figure we can laugh or we can cry
>about the shape we are in so I choose....laughter. :) I warned you guys
>early on I had a bizarre sense of humor. Really, I hope you guys take this
>the way it is intended and please don't get offended....
>
>Here is my unofficial, still-being-edited, 10 ways to tell you have adhesions
>or ARD (including IBS):
>
>10) Before, your floors looked like you could eat off of them. Now it looks
>as though everyone did. (who feels like cleaning anymore, anyway)
>9) Your medicine cabinet looks like a miniature Walgreen's.
>8) There is a barf-bag next to the K-Y in the night-table.
>7) You think prunes and Wheat Germ go with whatever else is on the dinner
>menu.
>6) You know where all the bathrooms are within a ten mile radius of your
>house.
>5) You've decorated your home around the colors in your heating pads, which
>double as throw-pillows when not in use.
>4) You don't think it's odd to have a tv, magazine rack and telephone in the
>bathroom. (Doesn't everybody?)
>3) You are on a first-name basis with the staff of the ER room and your
>local doctor's office.
>2) Pin-up of the doctor who "cured" you on the bedroom wall.
>
>and the #1 way to tell you have adhesions/ARD/IBS...
>the wonderful loving support of all the marvelous people on this list who
>understand and are always there for you. Thank you everybody!!!!
>
>Love,
>
>Lynda M. in AZ


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