>----- Original Message -----
From: "Karla" <ifirgit@new.rr.com>
To: "Multiple recipients of list ADHESIONS"
<adhesions@mail.medispecialty.com>
Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2001 10:26 AM
Subject: Re: off-beat humor
> Oh no! We can't use Dr. Kevorkian as a dart board. Right about now he is
> my idol! My only regret is that he is in prison. Not that I would ever
go
> thru with using his services, but I would be lying if I said I hadn't
> thought of it. Why is it we can assist our pets in living pain free and
can
> make the decision to end their suffering, but we can't do it for
ourselves?
>
> In my mind Dr. Kevorkian is as close to a savior as it gets. But then we
> all know my mind don't we!!! LOL
>
> My dartboard (if I had one) would have the picture of my surgeon...the
idiot
> who after performing 26 unsuccessful laparotomies still wanted to do it
ONE
> more time! In my mind he has a sharp pointed dart stuck right up
>
his.........................................................................
> ...... nose! LOL
>
> Love ya!
>
> Karla
>
> Love ya all!
> Karla
>> ----- Original Message -----
> From: <Lgapmon@aol.com>
> To: "Multiple recipients of list ADHESIONS"
> <adhesions@mail.medispecialty.com>
> Sent: Wednesday, May 23, 2001 1:32 PM
> Subject: Re: off-beat humor
>
> > In a message dated 05/22/2001 7:57:13 PM US Mountain Standard Time,
> > Hchalm@aol.com writes:
> >
> > << Wonderful!!! Can I add one, oh I just have to, this one is bad tho',
> but
> > can
> > we have a pin-up of the doc that did this to us and use it as a dart
> board.
> > >>
> >
> > roflol I tried to think of a way to incorporate the quacks that did
this
> to
> > us in the list...also, because I was in a snit when I first started
> dreaming
> > these up -- having one of THOSE days and annoyed with people for
breathing
> > too loud e.g. -- the first person I imagined for the pin-up was Dr.
> > Kevorkian! <VBG> BUT I thought I would try to be a good girl and stay
> > up-beat.
> >
> > I do like your idea though, about using a picture of the evil doctor(s)
as
> a
> > dart board....LOLOLOL....darts with little gunpowder points that
exploded
> on
> > impact would be appropriate. }:^}
> >
> > <<One more, this one is better, don't use felt tip pens while doing your
> hour
> > long puzzle in the bathroom, as the sweat dripping from your brow makes
> the
> > words run together., OK thought of another one. I've asked my husband
for
> > help with a lot of things but I've yet to go as far as ask, yet, to
> please,
> > in the name of god, get this out of me, so please keep a spoon handy in
> the
> > bathroom, just in case. >>
> >
> > REALLY good ones, I like those!! Let's make the list longer and put
those
> > on. Thanks!!!!!
> >
> > Love,
> >
> > Lynda M. in AZ
> >
>