Don't be sorry...this is too funny...I guess I was
correct in remembering about the canadian dollar...it
hasn't changed much in 16 years. But, it is still
beautiful country. Marianne
--- "Nancy E. Hale" <nanny@nbnet.nb.ca> wrote:
> I know this joke is off-color, but after the posts > about living costs in > Canada and living on a very limited income here, > this joke just seemed to > fit right in. I don't mean to offend anyone, but > please read between the > lines and find the humor insinuated on what the > Canadian dollar really is - > or isn't - worth. > > Jean, a middle-aged French Canadian > tourist, visits the red light > district of London and enters a large > brothel. It's his first time in > England. The Madam asks him to be seated > and sends over a > young lady over to entertain the > prospective client. They sit and > talk, > frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit > and she sits on his lap. He > whispers in her ear and she screams and > runs away! > > Seeing this, the Madam sends over a more > experienced lady over > to entertain the gentleman. They sit and > talk, frolic a little, > giggle a > bit, drink a bit and she sits on his lap. > He again whispers in her ear > and she screams and runs away! > > The Madam decides that only the most > experienced lady, Lola, > would do! Lola looks a bit tired, but > there is nothing she > hasn't done already and absolutely nothing would > surprise her. They > sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, > drink a bit and she > sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and > she screams louder than > the previous two and runs away! > > Madam is by now, absolutely intrigued, > having seen nothing like this > in all her years of operating a brothel. > She asks, "What did > you want to do, to make them run away like > that?" > > Jean said: "I just asked if I can pay in > Canadian Dollars". > > With this disease of ours, you have to find humor in > everything - even if > it is "gallows humor". > > Nancy in NB > > ICQ #9683431 > > http://www.adhesions.org/forums/listcmds.htm