Those wet nose kitty kisses have been very important today. I've had to gather them up close to me several times today while watching CNN. My pain now seems so petty.
love and load purrs, kcmo rose
At Fri, 7 Sep 2001, Lori wrote:
>
>I love it!! those are just great. Thanks for the giggles!
>
>Hugs and wet nose kitty kisses'
>
>--
>Lori=^..
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>Subject: Funnies for women
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>** Woman about Woman **
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>The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. [Helen
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>Hayes,
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>at 73]
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>I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray
>
>eyebrows.
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>[Janette Barber]
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>Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time I hear it, I
>think
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>I'm
>
>supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone. [Jan
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>King]
>
>A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
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>[Carrie
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>Snow]
>
>A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he
>can't.
>
>[Rhonda Hansome]
>
>Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body
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>starts
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>falling apart. [Caryn Leschen]
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>I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me
>at
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>once. [Jennifer Unlimited]
>
>If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a
>horrible
>
>warning. [Catherine Aird]
>
>I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not
>
>dumb,
>
>and I'm also not blonde. [Dolly Parton]
>
>You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see
>a
>
>smart
>
>woman with a dumb guy. [Erica Jong]
>
>If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. [Sue
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>Grafton]
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>I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
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>I think - therefore I'm single. [Lizz Winstead]
>
>When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade
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>another
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>country. [Elayne Boosler]
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>Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. [Maryon Pearson]
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>I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and
>a
>
>career. [Gloria Steinem]
>
>I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home
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>which
>
>answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every
>
>morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes
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>home late every night. [Marie Corelli]
>
>I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep
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>The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. [Helen
>-----------------------
>
>-----------------------
>Hayes,
>
>at 73]
>
>I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray
>
>eyebrows.
>
>[Janette Barber]
>
>Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time I hear it, I
>think
>
>I'm
>
>supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone. [Jan
>
>King]
>
>A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
>
>[Carrie
>
>Snow]
>
>A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he
>can't.
>
>[Rhonda Hansome]
>
>Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body
>
>starts
>
>falling apart. [Caryn Leschen]
>
>I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me
>at
>
>once. [Jennifer Unlimited]
>
>If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a
>horrible
>
>warning. [Catherine Aird]
>
>I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not
>
>dumb,
>
>and I'm also not blonde. [Dolly Parton]
>
>You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see
>a
>
>smart
>
>woman with a dumb guy. [Erica Jong]
>
>If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. [Sue
>
>Grafton]
>
>I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
>[Roseanne
>
>Barr]
>
>I think - therefore I'm single. [Lizz Winstead]
>
>When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade
>
>another
>
>country. [Elayne Boosler]
>
>Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. [Maryon Pearson]
>
>I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and
>a
>
>career. [Gloria Steinem]
>
>I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home
>
>which
>
>answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every
>
>morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes
>
>home late every night. [Marie Corelli]
>
>I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep
>his
>
>house.
>
>Zsa Zsa Gabor]
>
>Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. [Eleanor
>
>Roosevelt]
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>to the unsubscribe form at http://www.adhesions.org/forums/listcmds.htm
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>--- Lori
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>..."Thanks, but I don't need your help today". God.
>
>...ljdillons@earthlink.net
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