3 Wishes
From: Jean Long (creative@enter.net)
Fri Sep 28 19:56:02 2001
Subject: Good joke
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Ladin and Uncle Sam are out
walking
together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I
will give each of you each one wish, that's three wishes total," says
the
Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my
son will also
farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." With a blink of
the
Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever made fertile for
farming.
Osama Bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around
Afganistan, so
that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state."
Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall
around
Afganistan.
"Uncle Sam" (A former civil engineer), asks, "I'm very curious.
Please tell
me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000
feet
high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can
get
in or out---virtually impenetrable."
"Uncle Sam" says, "Fill it with water."
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