CONFESSION!

From: Jean Long (creative@enter.net)
Sat Nov 24 19:19:17 2001


Subject: CONFESSION

An elderly Italian guy went to his parish priest and asked if the priest

would hear his confession.

"Of course," said the priest.

"Well, father, at the beginning of World War II, a beautiful woman knocked

on my door and asked if I'd hide her from the Germans. I hid her in my

attic, and they never found her."

The priest said, "That's a wonderful thing you did, and nothing that you

need to confess."

The ol' guy said, "It gets worse, father ... I was weak ... and I told her

she had to pay me with her sexual favors."

The priest said, "Well, it was a difficult time, and you took a large risk

to hide her. I know that God in his wisdom and mercy will balance good and

evil, and judge you kindly."

"Thank you, father," said the old man. "That's a load off my mind. Can I

ask one more question?"

"Of course," said the priest.

"Well," asked the ol' man, "Do I need to tell her that the war is over?"

JEAN

"Birthdays are good for you: the more you have the longer you live"


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