At Tue, 4 Dec 2001, J&L VERMEY wrote:
>
>Dear Rose,
>
>I also want to thank you for making me laugh! I needed to laugh - as I am
>feeling so awful right now - and it was just what I needed.
>
>A lady from my husbands work gets a lot of emails that are funny - and she
>promised to send me a whole lot of funny things when she gets some time. I
>have been reading them out to my friend Prue - she doesn't own a computer -
>to make her laugh - as she is feeling very unsettled as she has to have
>another operation on Thursday - she finds it really nice that I ring her up
>each day to tell her a few jokes and it makes me feel good to make somebody
>else happy.
>
>Laughter is indeed a great medicine!
>
>Love,
>
>Lin
>
>>>----- Original Message -----
>From: Millie <milliem@citlink.net>
>To: Multiple recipients of list ADHESIONS <adhesions@mail.medispecialty.com>
>Sent: Tuesday, 4 December 2001 13:28
>Subject: Re: Getting Older?
>
>> Dear Rose,
>> Most of these fit my everyday life.
>> Thanks for the laughs!
>> Millie.
>
>>>> ----- Original Message -----
>> From: <rowdyladyrose@aol.com>
>> To: "Multiple recipients of list ADHESIONS"
>> <adhesions@mail.medispecialty.com>
>> Sent: Monday, December 03, 2001 11:41 AM
>> Subject: Getting Older?
>>
>> > > God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway...
>> the
>> > good fortune to run into the ones that I do like... and the eyesight to
>> > tell
>> > the difference.
>> > >
>> > > Now that I'm older (but refuse to grow up), here's what I've
>discovered:
>> > >
>> > > 1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
>> > >
>> > > 2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.
>> > >
>> > > 3. I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.
>> > >
>> > > 4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded!
>> > >
>> > > 5. All reports are in; life is now officially unfair.
>> > >
>> > > 6. If all is not lost, where is it?
>> > >
>> > > 7. It is easier to get older than it is go get wiser.
>> > >
>> > > 8. Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant!
>> > >
>> > > 9. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few....
>> > >
>> > > 10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.
>> > >
>> > > 11. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
>> > >
>> > > 12. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
>> > >
>> > > 13. Only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in
>the
>> > bathroom.
>> > >
>> > > 14. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my
>> knees.
>> > >
>> > > 15. When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide
>to
>> > play chess?
>> > >
>> > > 16. It's not hard to meet expenses ... they're everywhere.
>> > >
>> > > 17. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
>> > >
>> > > 18. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter...
>I
>> go
>> > somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm here after.
>> > >
>> > > 19. UNABLE TO REMEMBER IF I HAVE MAILED THIS TO YOU BEFORE AND
>> > > DOUBT IF YOU CAN EITHER.
>> >
>> > --
>> > kcmo ro(se)
>> > ICQ #131145100
>> > If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it
>> > poorly.
>> >
>>
-- kcmo ro(se) ICQ #131145100 If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly.