Yep...let's show'em how REAL women do things!
;-) Rose
At Thu, 21 Feb 2002, Millie wrote:
>
>I sent this to some friends.
>I think they should do a t.v. series based on this, what do you think?
>You and I can be the stars, but ## 2, 4, 6, 9, and 10 apply to me.
>Millie.
>
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>> > >
>> > > REAL WOMEN VS. MARTHA STEWART
>> > >
>> > > Martha's way #1:
>> > > Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar
>> > > cone to prevent ice cream drips.
>> > > The Real Women's Way:
>> > > Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for
>> > > Pete's sake, you are probably lying on the couch, with your
>> > > feet up, eating it anyway.
>> > >
>> > > Martha's way #2:
>> > > To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag
>> > > with the potatoes.
>> > > The Real Women's Way:
>> > > Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix and keep it in the
>> > > pantry for up to a year.
>> > >
>> > > Martha's way #3:
>> > > When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use
>> > > a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any
>> > > white mess on the outside of the cake.
>> > > The Real Women's Way:
>> > > Go to the bakery. They'll even decorate it for you.
>> > >
>> > > Martha's way #4:
>> > > If you accidentally over salt a dish while it's still
>> > > cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the
>> > > excess salt for an instant "fix me up."
>> > > The Real Women's Way:
>> > > If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too
>> > > damn bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: I
>> > > made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it
>> > > tastes.
>> > >
>> > > Martha's way #5:
>> > > Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the
>> > > refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.
>> > > The Real Women's Way:
>> > > Celery? Never heard of the stuff.
>> > >
>> > > Martha's way #6:
>> > > Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking
>> > > to yield a beautiful glossy finish.
>> > > The Real Women's Way:
>> > > The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include
>> > > brushing egg whites over the crust so I just don't do it.
>> > >
>> > > Martha's way #7:
>> > > Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it
>> > > on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
>> > > The Real Women's Way:
>> > > Martha, dear, the only reason this works is because you
>> > > can't rub a lime on your forehead without getting lime
>> > > juice in your eye, and then the problem isn't the headache
>> > > anymore, YOU'RE NOW BLIND!
>> > >
>> > > Martha's way #9:
>> > > If you have a problem opening jars: Try using latex
>> > > dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes
>> > > opening jars easy.
>> > > The Real Women's Way:
>> > > Go ask the very cute neighbor to do it.
>> > >
>> > > Martha's way #10:
>> > > Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice
>> > > cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
>> > > The Real Women's Way:
>> > > Leftover wine??????
>>
-- kcmo ro(se) If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly.