>----- Original Message -----
From: rowdyladyrose@aol.com
To: "Multiple recipients of list ADHESIONS"
<adhesions@mail.medispecialty.com>
Sent: Saturday, February 23, 2002 8:30 PM
Subject: The Anti-Martha Stewart show
> Poor, poor Martha! How WILL she get out of her K-Mart contract? LOL
>
> Yep...let's show'em how REAL women do things!
>
> ;-)
> Rose
>
> At Thu, 21 Feb 2002, Millie wrote:
> >
> >I sent this to some friends.
> >I think they should do a t.v. series based on this, what do you think?
> >You and I can be the stars, but ## 2, 4, 6, 9, and 10 apply to me.
> >Millie.
> >
>> >>----- Original Message -----
> >From: <Rowdyladyrose@aol.com>
> >To: "Multiple recipients of list ADHESIONS"
> ><adhesions@mail.medispecialty.com>
> >Sent: Thursday, February 21, 2002 9:25 AM
> >Subject: no subject received Thu, 21 Feb 2002 08:24:33 -0600
> >
> >> > >
> >> > > REAL WOMEN VS. MARTHA STEWART
> >> > >
> >> > > Martha's way #1:
> >> > > Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar
> >> > > cone to prevent ice cream drips.
> >> > > The Real Women's Way:
> >> > > Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for
> >> > > Pete's sake, you are probably lying on the couch, with your
> >> > > feet up, eating it anyway.
> >> > >
> >> > > Martha's way #2:
> >> > > To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag
> >> > > with the potatoes.
> >> > > The Real Women's Way:
> >> > > Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix and keep it in the
> >> > > pantry for up to a year.
> >> > >
> >> > > Martha's way #3:
> >> > > When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use
> >> > > a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any
> >> > > white mess on the outside of the cake.
> >> > > The Real Women's Way:
> >> > > Go to the bakery. They'll even decorate it for you.
> >> > >
> >> > > Martha's way #4:
> >> > > If you accidentally over salt a dish while it's still
> >> > > cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the
> >> > > excess salt for an instant "fix me up."
> >> > > The Real Women's Way:
> >> > > If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too
> >> > > damn bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: I
> >> > > made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it
> >> > > tastes.
> >> > >
> >> > > Martha's way #5:
> >> > > Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the
> >> > > refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.
> >> > > The Real Women's Way:
> >> > > Celery? Never heard of the stuff.
> >> > >
> >> > > Martha's way #6:
> >> > > Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking
> >> > > to yield a beautiful glossy finish.
> >> > > The Real Women's Way:
> >> > > The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include
> >> > > brushing egg whites over the crust so I just don't do it.
> >> > >
> >> > > Martha's way #7:
> >> > > Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it
> >> > > on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
> >> > > The Real Women's Way:
> >> > > Martha, dear, the only reason this works is because you
> >> > > can't rub a lime on your forehead without getting lime
> >> > > juice in your eye, and then the problem isn't the headache
> >> > > anymore, YOU'RE NOW BLIND!
> >> > >
> >> > > Martha's way #9:
> >> > > If you have a problem opening jars: Try using latex
> >> > > dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes
> >> > > opening jars easy.
> >> > > The Real Women's Way:
> >> > > Go ask the very cute neighbor to do it.
> >> > >
> >> > > Martha's way #10:
> >> > > Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice
> >> > > cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
> >> > > The Real Women's Way:
> >> > > Leftover wine??????
> >>
>
> --
> kcmo ro(se)
> If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it
> poorly.
>