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From: Helen Dynda
To: Multiple recipients of list ADHESIONS
Sent: Thursday, April 18, 2002 3:58 PM
Subject: SIGNS
* Sign at a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator): "Best Place in Town to take a Leak"
* Sign over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
* On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."
* On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
* Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."
* At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."
* At a towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
* On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
* On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."
* At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
* On a taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
* In a podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."
* On a fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
* At a car dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
* Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
* In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
* At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."
* In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up."
* In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait.