Re: Warning, tasteless joke ahead...

From: Millie (milliem@citlink.net)
Thu May 2 20:46:28 2002


Sally, ROFLMAO!! Now you really got me laughing. I hope you're serious about not getting the joke. (please say you are). Ummm... in other words, Mildred (no, I'm NOT 87...yet.) Umm... her boobs hung to her knees. Therefore, she shot herself in the knee, instead of the heart. Oh, I love it!!! Millie.

>----- Original Message -----
From: "Sally Grigg" <lostcst@mcn.org> To: "Multiple recipients of list ADHESIONS" <adhesions@mail.medispecialty.com> Sent: Thursday, May 02, 2002 9:12 PM Subject: Re: Warning, tasteless joke ahead...

> I don't get it. Senility has set in? Sally
>

>> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Millie" <milliem@citlink.net>
> To: "Multiple recipients of list ADHESIONS"
> <adhesions@mail.medispecialty.com>
> Sent: Thursday, May 02, 2002 12:18 PM
> Subject: Re: Warning, tasteless joke ahead...
>
> > That is so cute!! I can just see that one... can anyone else?
> > Millie.

>> > ----- Original Message -----
> > From: "cathy:-" <anonymous@medispecialty.com>
> > To: "Multiple recipients of list ADHESIONS"
> > <adhesions@mail.medispecialty.com>
> > Sent: Thursday, May 02, 2002 10:55 AM
> > Subject: Warning, tasteless joke ahead...
> >
> > > Mildred, an 87-yr-old recent widow was extremely depressed. One day
> > > while cleaning she found her late husband's old revolver, and she
> > > decided that she was going to end it all with a shot through her
heart, > > > since that was the part of her that felt so bad. She didn't want to
> > > make any mistakes, though, by missing -- she wanted a straight shot to
> > > the heart. So she called the doctor's office and talked to the nurse,
> > > asking "just exactly where is the heart located?" The nurse told her,
> > > "Directly below your left breast, dearie."
> > >
> > > Mildred was admitted to the ER later that evening with a gunshot wound
> > > to the left knee.
> > >
> > > --
> > > cathy :-)
> > >
> > > to the unsubscribe form at

http://www.adhesions.org/forums/listcmds.htm > > >
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