>----- Original Message -----
From: "Sally Grigg" <lostcst@mcn.org>
To: "Multiple recipients of list ADHESIONS"
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Sent: Thursday, May 02, 2002 9:12 PM
Subject: Re: Warning, tasteless joke ahead...
> I don't get it. Senility has set in? Sally
>
>> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Millie" <milliem@citlink.net>
> To: "Multiple recipients of list ADHESIONS"
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> Sent: Thursday, May 02, 2002 12:18 PM
> Subject: Re: Warning, tasteless joke ahead...
>
> > That is so cute!! I can just see that one... can anyone else?
> > Millie.
>> > ----- Original Message -----
> > From: "cathy:-" <anonymous@medispecialty.com>
> > To: "Multiple recipients of list ADHESIONS"
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> > Sent: Thursday, May 02, 2002 10:55 AM
> > Subject: Warning, tasteless joke ahead...
> >
> > > Mildred, an 87-yr-old recent widow was extremely depressed. One day
> > > while cleaning she found her late husband's old revolver, and she
> > > decided that she was going to end it all with a shot through her
heart,
> > > since that was the part of her that felt so bad. She didn't want to
> > > make any mistakes, though, by missing -- she wanted a straight shot to
> > > the heart. So she called the doctor's office and talked to the nurse,
> > > asking "just exactly where is the heart located?" The nurse told her,
> > > "Directly below your left breast, dearie."
> > >
> > > Mildred was admitted to the ER later that evening with a gunshot wound
> > > to the left knee.
> > >
> > > --
> > > cathy :-)
> > >
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