>----- Original Message -----
From: "clare" <csheedy@netcom.ca>
To: "Multiple recipients of list ADHESIONS"
<adhesions@mail.medispecialty.com>
Sent: Wednesday, May 22, 2002 5:22 PM
Subject: To Chrissy Re: My day........humph!
> Chrissy,
>
> Honey, I sure hope you meant this post to be funny 'cause I damn near
> peed my pants reading it!! Man, I have GOT to find you a publisher!
>
> I've been having one of those weeks - not nearly so delightfully
> entertaining as your day, but one of those "if it can go wrong it will"
> weeks. Chrissy, your post just made my day - and made me laugh at
> myself!
>
> Thanks so much for your precious gift of laughter :o)
>
> Your friend,
>
> Clare
>
> At Wed, 22 May 2002, Chrissy492@aol.com wrote:
> >
> >Hi to all my wonderful sweet friends,
> >Ever wake up and have one of those days? Like those dropsy days I was
> >telling you about in a former post? You get up in the morning having to
pee
> >so bad and you drop your pillow on the floor only to trip over it when
you
> >finally get those legs off the bed. You try and walk to the bathroom and
if
> >you have a household like mine; 3 cats and one dog and a 6'4" husband -
the
> >trip to the bathroom can be a dangerous one. As I walk down the hallway
on
> >my way to the bathroom my kidneys are telling me to hurry, hurry up
before I
> >let loose - your cats and the dog decide to say good morning happily all
over
> >your legs with each movement of each leg. So as you are walking down the
> >hall, very carefully trying not to step on your loving animals as they
say
> >good morning to you and your kidneys are yelling at you, you miss seeing
that
> >cat/dog squeaky toy you just stepped on that's wet all over from animal
slim
> >and your foot along with your leg go into this position you never thought
you
> >could do. You know, one of those yoga positions with your leg over your
> >shoulder and your husband eyeballing you as if he thinks he's in for a
> >treat.............well, as I slipped onto the floor into my yoga position
> >with my husbands eyeballs widening - all my animals were very excited
that
> >Mommy was getting on the floor to give good morning hellos - my kidneys
just
> >about had it - crawling to the toilet pleading with my kidneys to hold on
for
> >one more second - I pull up the toilet seat cover, prepare yourself
kidneys,
> >it's your turn. I sit down clumsily sideways and the toilet seat flies
off!
> >Here I am again into another yoga position with the toilet seat on the
floor
> >and my long hair stuck between the toilet seat and the top of the toilet.
Do
> >you have a visual yet? The dog starts drinking the toilet water only to
> >slurp some water onto the cats - the cats, ALL 3 of them, with their
> >wonderful fear of water, jump a mile high as if they had springs on their
> >legs, and of course one had to land on my head and with his back claws
left a
> >wonderful scratch down my back. owey......At this point I just didn't
care
> >anymore and sat on the toilet without the seat just so my kidneys would
stop
> >feeling as if they were going to explode. Boy that was a cold back end
start
> >of a day.
> >I went to get my mail today. As I walk down my long dirt driveway I
notice
> >the city workers were out there continuing their work on our road. With
one
> >hand holding my yummy coffee, the other hand was free to wave hello to
the
> >workers. I'm at the end of my driveway and all of a sudden I'm about 3
feet
> >into the ground. Have you ever fallen and feel as if it was in slow
motion?
> >This was the very slowest motion ever! With coffee all over my face and
> >shirt I was wondering, how in the hell, what in the hell - then the words
> >came out of my mouth......ummmmm HELLLLP!!! The nice gentlemen came
running
> >over to help me. As I look up I see all these arms reaching out for
mine. I
> >reach up for their hands and as I get pulled up, part of my pants fell
> >down....how embarrassing. At least I had underwear on this morning. tee
hee
> >Not that I don't wear underwear, I do, I have names of the days on each
and
> >every one of them so I know what day it is...tee hee As I pull up my
clothes
> >that have fallen 1/2 way off of me, I thank the guys who saved me and
asked
> >what the heck happened. At the end of my driveway they were replacing
the
> >drainage pipe and I didn't see the loose, very loose dirt. They hadn't
> >packed it down yet. Lucky klutzy Chrissie. As my Mom, God rest her
soul,
> >used to say to me....I found you under a rock in a test tube with the
writing
> >on the rock "klutz" and felt bad for you so I took you home to make you
my
> >own. I'm sorry this email was long, I just needed to vent about my day.
> >Love and hugs to all,
> >~Chrissie xo's PS hey, at least I didn't put tanning lotion on and
strip my
> >face like I did last year.......tee hee Wishing all my sweet honey
bunnies a
> >pain free wonderful day with a huge smile ")
>