Re: Clare from Sally

From: Millie (milliem@citlink.net)
Thu May 30 09:46:28 2002


Sally, Now.... HOW can Chrissie "run quick" with her toe stuck in the faucet?? Millie.

>----- Original Message -----
From: "Sally Grigg" <lostcst@mcn.org> To: "Multiple recipients of list ADHESIONS" <adhesions@mail.medispecialty.com> Sent: Thursday, May 30, 2002 1:02 AM Subject: Clare from Sally

> Clare, that's a great idea, we'll take most of Chrissies's emails from the
> past two years and put out a little "bathroom" book although the stripes
and > a few other things don't fit in with the bathroom but the toe in the
faucet > was a "run quick" one. Love, Sally
>

>> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "clare" <csheedy@netcom.ca>
> To: "Multiple recipients of list ADHESIONS"
> <adhesions@mail.medispecialty.com>
> Sent: Wednesday, May 22, 2002 5:22 PM
> Subject: To Chrissy Re: My day........humph!
>
> > Chrissy,
> >
> > Honey, I sure hope you meant this post to be funny 'cause I damn near
> > peed my pants reading it!! Man, I have GOT to find you a publisher!
> >
> > I've been having one of those weeks - not nearly so delightfully
> > entertaining as your day, but one of those "if it can go wrong it will"
> > weeks. Chrissy, your post just made my day - and made me laugh at
> > myself!
> >
> > Thanks so much for your precious gift of laughter :o)
> >
> > Your friend,
> >
> > Clare
> >
> > At Wed, 22 May 2002, Chrissy492@aol.com wrote:
> > >
> > >Hi to all my wonderful sweet friends,
> > >Ever wake up and have one of those days? Like those dropsy days I was
> > >telling you about in a former post? You get up in the morning having
to > pee
> > >so bad and you drop your pillow on the floor only to trip over it when
> you
> > >finally get those legs off the bed. You try and walk to the bathroom
and > if
> > >you have a household like mine; 3 cats and one dog and a 6'4" husband -
> the
> > >trip to the bathroom can be a dangerous one. As I walk down the
hallway > on
> > >my way to the bathroom my kidneys are telling me to hurry, hurry up
> before I
> > >let loose - your cats and the dog decide to say good morning happily
all > over
> > >your legs with each movement of each leg. So as you are walking down
the > > >hall, very carefully trying not to step on your loving animals as they
> say
> > >good morning to you and your kidneys are yelling at you, you miss
seeing > that
> > >cat/dog squeaky toy you just stepped on that's wet all over from animal
> slim
> > >and your foot along with your leg go into this position you never
thought > you
> > >could do. You know, one of those yoga positions with your leg over
your > > >shoulder and your husband eyeballing you as if he thinks he's in for a
> > >treat.............well, as I slipped onto the floor into my yoga
position > > >with my husbands eyeballs widening - all my animals were very excited
> that
> > >Mommy was getting on the floor to give good morning hellos - my kidneys
> just
> > >about had it - crawling to the toilet pleading with my kidneys to hold
on > for
> > >one more second - I pull up the toilet seat cover, prepare yourself
> kidneys,
> > >it's your turn. I sit down clumsily sideways and the toilet seat flies
> off!
> > >Here I am again into another yoga position with the toilet seat on the
> floor
> > >and my long hair stuck between the toilet seat and the top of the
toilet. > Do
> > >you have a visual yet? The dog starts drinking the toilet water only
to > > >slurp some water onto the cats - the cats, ALL 3 of them, with their
> > >wonderful fear of water, jump a mile high as if they had springs on
their > > >legs, and of course one had to land on my head and with his back claws
> left a
> > >wonderful scratch down my back. owey......At this point I just didn't
> care
> > >anymore and sat on the toilet without the seat just so my kidneys would
> stop
> > >feeling as if they were going to explode. Boy that was a cold back end
> start
> > >of a day.
> > >I went to get my mail today. As I walk down my long dirt driveway I
> notice
> > >the city workers were out there continuing their work on our road.
With > one
> > >hand holding my yummy coffee, the other hand was free to wave hello to
> the
> > >workers. I'm at the end of my driveway and all of a sudden I'm about 3
> feet
> > >into the ground. Have you ever fallen and feel as if it was in slow
> motion?
> > >This was the very slowest motion ever! With coffee all over my face
and > > >shirt I was wondering, how in the hell, what in the hell - then the
words > > >came out of my mouth......ummmmm HELLLLP!!! The nice gentlemen came
> running
> > >over to help me. As I look up I see all these arms reaching out for
> mine. I
> > >reach up for their hands and as I get pulled up, part of my pants fell
> > >down....how embarrassing. At least I had underwear on this morning.
tee > hee
> > >Not that I don't wear underwear, I do, I have names of the days on each
> and
> > >every one of them so I know what day it is...tee hee As I pull up my
> clothes
> > >that have fallen 1/2 way off of me, I thank the guys who saved me and
> asked
> > >what the heck happened. At the end of my driveway they were replacing
> the
> > >drainage pipe and I didn't see the loose, very loose dirt. They hadn't
> > >packed it down yet. Lucky klutzy Chrissie. As my Mom, God rest her
> soul,
> > >used to say to me....I found you under a rock in a test tube with the
> writing
> > >on the rock "klutz" and felt bad for you so I took you home to make you
> my
> > >own. I'm sorry this email was long, I just needed to vent about my
day. > > >Love and hugs to all,
> > >~Chrissie xo's PS hey, at least I didn't put tanning lotion on and
> strip my
> > >face like I did last year.......tee hee Wishing all my sweet honey
> bunnies a
> > >pain free wonderful day with a huge smile ")
> >
>


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