>----- Original Message -----
From: "Millie" <milliem@citlink.net>
To: "Multiple recipients of list ADHESIONS"
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Sent: Thursday, May 30, 2002 9:47 AM
Subject: Re: Clare from Sally
> Sally,
> Now....
> HOW can Chrissie "run quick" with her toe stuck in the faucet??
> Millie.
>> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Sally Grigg" <lostcst@mcn.org>
> To: "Multiple recipients of list ADHESIONS"
> <adhesions@mail.medispecialty.com>
> Sent: Thursday, May 30, 2002 1:02 AM
> Subject: Clare from Sally
>
> > Clare, that's a great idea, we'll take most of Chrissies's emails from
the
> > past two years and put out a little "bathroom" book although the stripes
> and
> > a few other things don't fit in with the bathroom but the toe in the
> faucet
> > was a "run quick" one. Love, Sally
> >
>> > ----- Original Message -----
> > From: "clare" <csheedy@netcom.ca>
> > To: "Multiple recipients of list ADHESIONS"
> > <adhesions@mail.medispecialty.com>
> > Sent: Wednesday, May 22, 2002 5:22 PM
> > Subject: To Chrissy Re: My day........humph!
> >
> > > Chrissy,
> > >
> > > Honey, I sure hope you meant this post to be funny 'cause I damn near
> > > peed my pants reading it!! Man, I have GOT to find you a publisher!
> > >
> > > I've been having one of those weeks - not nearly so delightfully
> > > entertaining as your day, but one of those "if it can go wrong it
will"
> > > weeks. Chrissy, your post just made my day - and made me laugh at
> > > myself!
> > >
> > > Thanks so much for your precious gift of laughter :o)
> > >
> > > Your friend,
> > >
> > > Clare
> > >
> > > At Wed, 22 May 2002, Chrissy492@aol.com wrote:
> > > >
> > > >Hi to all my wonderful sweet friends,
> > > >Ever wake up and have one of those days? Like those dropsy days I
was
> > > >telling you about in a former post? You get up in the morning having
> to
> > pee
> > > >so bad and you drop your pillow on the floor only to trip over it
when
> > you
> > > >finally get those legs off the bed. You try and walk to the bathroom
> and
> > if
> > > >you have a household like mine; 3 cats and one dog and a 6'4"
husband -
> > the
> > > >trip to the bathroom can be a dangerous one. As I walk down the
> hallway
> > on
> > > >my way to the bathroom my kidneys are telling me to hurry, hurry up
> > before I
> > > >let loose - your cats and the dog decide to say good morning happily
> all
> > over
> > > >your legs with each movement of each leg. So as you are walking down
> the
> > > >hall, very carefully trying not to step on your loving animals as
they
> > say
> > > >good morning to you and your kidneys are yelling at you, you miss
> seeing
> > that
> > > >cat/dog squeaky toy you just stepped on that's wet all over from
animal
> > slim
> > > >and your foot along with your leg go into this position you never
> thought
> > you
> > > >could do. You know, one of those yoga positions with your leg over
> your
> > > >shoulder and your husband eyeballing you as if he thinks he's in for
a
> > > >treat.............well, as I slipped onto the floor into my yoga
> position
> > > >with my husbands eyeballs widening - all my animals were very
excited
> > that
> > > >Mommy was getting on the floor to give good morning hellos - my
kidneys
> > just
> > > >about had it - crawling to the toilet pleading with my kidneys to
hold
> on
> > for
> > > >one more second - I pull up the toilet seat cover, prepare yourself
> > kidneys,
> > > >it's your turn. I sit down clumsily sideways and the toilet seat
flies
> > off!
> > > >Here I am again into another yoga position with the toilet seat on
the
> > floor
> > > >and my long hair stuck between the toilet seat and the top of the
> toilet.
> > Do
> > > >you have a visual yet? The dog starts drinking the toilet water only
> to
> > > >slurp some water onto the cats - the cats, ALL 3 of them, with their
> > > >wonderful fear of water, jump a mile high as if they had springs on
> their
> > > >legs, and of course one had to land on my head and with his back
claws
> > left a
> > > >wonderful scratch down my back. owey......At this point I just
didn't
> > care
> > > >anymore and sat on the toilet without the seat just so my kidneys
would
> > stop
> > > >feeling as if they were going to explode. Boy that was a cold back
end
> > start
> > > >of a day.
> > > >I went to get my mail today. As I walk down my long dirt driveway I
> > notice
> > > >the city workers were out there continuing their work on our road.
> With
> > one
> > > >hand holding my yummy coffee, the other hand was free to wave hello
to
> > the
> > > >workers. I'm at the end of my driveway and all of a sudden I'm about
3
> > feet
> > > >into the ground. Have you ever fallen and feel as if it was in slow
> > motion?
> > > >This was the very slowest motion ever! With coffee all over my face
> and
> > > >shirt I was wondering, how in the hell, what in the hell - then the
> words
> > > >came out of my mouth......ummmmm HELLLLP!!! The nice gentlemen came
> > running
> > > >over to help me. As I look up I see all these arms reaching out for
> > mine. I
> > > >reach up for their hands and as I get pulled up, part of my pants
fell
> > > >down....how embarrassing. At least I had underwear on this morning.
> tee
> > hee
> > > >Not that I don't wear underwear, I do, I have names of the days on
each
> > and
> > > >every one of them so I know what day it is...tee hee As I pull up my
> > clothes
> > > >that have fallen 1/2 way off of me, I thank the guys who saved me and
> > asked
> > > >what the heck happened. At the end of my driveway they were
replacing
> > the
> > > >drainage pipe and I didn't see the loose, very loose dirt. They
hadn't
> > > >packed it down yet. Lucky klutzy Chrissie. As my Mom, God rest her
> > soul,
> > > >used to say to me....I found you under a rock in a test tube with the
> > writing
> > > >on the rock "klutz" and felt bad for you so I took you home to make
you
> > my
> > > >own. I'm sorry this email was long, I just needed to vent about my
> day.
> > > >Love and hugs to all,
> > > >~Chrissie xo's PS hey, at least I didn't put tanning lotion on and
> > strip my
> > > >face like I did last year.......tee hee Wishing all my sweet honey
> > bunnies a
> > > >pain free wonderful day with a huge smile ")
> > >
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