Diets and Death
The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Australians, British, or Americans.
The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the Australians, British, or Americans.
The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Australians, British, or Americans.
The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the Australians, British, or Americans.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.