My heating pad

From: rowdyladyrose@aol.com
Sun Nov 3 09:53:14 2002


Why my heating pad is my best friend:

I never have to say I'm sorry for relying on it for support.

I don't have to resort to heavy petting to get it hot.

I don't have to wear lingerie with high heels to turn it on.

It will cuddle any time I want without grumbling.

I can reposition it without having to move heavy furniture.

It's much lighter on my stomach than my dog.

It doesn't mind if I fall asleep in the middle of a sentence.

I can use it to warm up my tootsies without it flinching away.

It's always ready and doesn't eat anything.

How about your heating pad?

kcmo rose


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