Lynn jlcreacy@gte.com
>Why my heating pad is my best friend:
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>I never have to say I'm sorry for relying on it for support.
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>I don't have to resort to heavy petting to get it hot.
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>I don't have to wear lingerie with high heels to turn it on.
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>It will cuddle any time I want without grumbling.
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>I can reposition it without having to move heavy furniture.
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>It's much lighter on my stomach than my dog.
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>It doesn't mind if I fall asleep in the middle of a sentence.
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>I can use it to warm up my tootsies without it flinching away.
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>It's always ready and doesn't eat anything.
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>How about your heating pad?
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>kcmo rose
-- A new friend