IAS MEMBERS, SOME HUMOR FOR TONIGHT..
From: cindy shruhan (cindyandbobby@webtv.net)
Thu Jan 16 13:40:21 2003
HI LADYIES, WELL I JUST POSTED THAT I WAS AWAY FROM THE BOARD, DUE TO
TAKING CARE OF MY MOTHER, AND SON..MY BLESSED MOTHER WILL BE 72 THIS
NEXT MONTH, SON IS 28, LIVES WITH US..NOW, IM BEDRIDDEN,SO LET ME TELL
YOU HOW I TAKE CARE OF THEM, AND I HOPE THIS BRINGS A SMILE TO YOUR
FACES..I LITERALLY WALK LIKE A DOG, HAVING TWO DOGS, DOBERMAN, MINIPEN,
TRYING TO SNIFF MY UNO, NOT FUN..HEHE..BUT OFF I GO ON MY HANDS AND
KNEE'S, TAKING PILLS TO BOTH, I WAS KNOCKED OVER BY MY DOBIE ACCIDENTLY
AND DROPED ALL THE MEDS, DRINKS, DOGS ATE THEM ALL, AND I LAUGHED SO
HARD I POOPED MYSELF, WEARING DIPERS IS A BLESSING AT TIMES, THEN HOW
DID I FEED THEM..OH THIS WAS FUN...DONT FORGET THE DOGS..I CRAWL TO THE
KITCHEN, AND I HAVE A LARGE HOME, TO LARGE, SO I GET TO THE KITCHEN,
PULL MYSELF UP WITH A CHAIR, DOGS SNIFFING, ME YELLING, GET YOUR NOSE
OUT OF MY BUTT, DID THEY NO....HEHE..ALSO WHEN I DID GET UP, OPENED THE
REFIGERATOR DOOR, THE MINI PEN HELPED HERSELF TO SOME DELI ITEMS, SHE IS
4LBS, WHEN SHE WAS DONE SHE WAS 7 LBS..HEHE..HUGE..UNREAL..SO I GET THE
STUFF FOR SANDWICHES, THE DOBERMAN IS SNIFFING THE COUNTER, IM SLAPPING
HER NOSE, SHE IS LICKING ME...UCK....THEN,IM THINKING, I NEED TO WASH MY
HANDS NOW...THINK AGAIN, NO WAY, BESIDES THIS FOOD WAS NOT FOR ME...HE
HE..OK, IM UP ON THIS CHAIR, AND STILL BENT IN HALF, I MANAGE TO PUT
SOME MUSTARD ON THEM, SLAPED ON THE CHEESE, FORGOT THE WRAPPPER ON MY
SONS...HAHHAH..THAT WAS TO FUNNY, HE ALMOST JUST KEPT EATING IT, THE
FOOL, OK, BUT I GOT THE SANDWICHES DONE, NOW FOOD ON THE WAY, BUT DOGS
AT MY BUM, AND MY FOOD, WHAT TO DO....WELL HAVING BEEN DISABLED FOR SO
LONG,HAVING HOUSE DOGS FOREVER, FOOD WAS MY ONLY HOPE..OK I NEEDED MORE
LUNCHEN MEATS..SO I GET TO REF AGAIN, LITTLE DOG IS RIGHT THERE, LOOKING
20MOS PG..I GRABBED SOME, SO I HAVE THIS TRAY, IM PUSHING IT WITH MY
FRONT HANDS, AND CRAWLING, PLEASE TRY TO PICTURE THIS, DOGS STILL AT THE
FOOD, AND THE BUM....SO I TELL THEM THEY HAVE A COOKIE, AND THEY BOTH
RAN UP IN FRONT OF ME, AND BOTH GRABBED A SANDWICH, AND TOOK OFF, ONE
OUTSIDE HER DOGGIE DOG,THE MINI PEN, HER I HAD TO STOP, YELLING AT MY
SON, GET HER, GET THE SANDWICH...HURRY...HE DID THANK GOD....THE DOBIE
HAD A GREAT LUHCH THO...SO BY THIS TIME, DONT EVEN ASK HOW LONG IT TOOK
K....WHEN THEY BOTH REALIZED WHAT I HAD DONE FOR THEM, AND WHAT THE
GIRLS HAD DONE WITH THRE LUNCH, THEY LAUGHED, AND OFF I CRAWLED TO
CHANGE MY DIAPER...BUT, THIS WAS SOMETHING THAT I WILL CHERISH, FOR IT
MADE US ALL LAUGH, AND CRY....THERE IS ALWAYS LIGHT MY SISTERS, EVEN IN
THE MOST DARKEST NIGHTS, OR HOURS, BUT TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN, IS MUCH
STRONGER AND BRIGHTER THAN ANY DARKNESS..JUST WANTED YA TO KNOW WHAT A
PRO IAM AT BEING BEDRIDDEN, AND STILL TRYING TO HELP MY BELOVED
FAMILY...AFTER ALL WAS SAID, AND DONE..THEY NOW ASK ME TO NOT MAKE THERE
LUCHES, BOBBY DOES THEM BEFORE WORK..WELL, HOW DARE THEM...I TRYED, THE
DOG LOVED HER LUNCH, SO NOW ALL WAS LOST..GOOD NIGHT MY SISTERS, AND
KNOW I LOVE YOU,AND IM PRAYING THAT THIS PAIN WILL BE TAKEN, OR OUR
GERMANY DOCTORS WILL COME HERE, BUT THAT WONT HAPPEN, WE MUST GO
THERE..YOUR IN ALL MY THOUGHS,PRAYERS ALSO...LOVE CINDY SHRUHAN
cindyandbobby@webtv.net
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I'M VISUALLY IMPAIRED, I NEED THE CAP'S IN ORDER TO TYPE, NOT TO OFFEND ANYONE..THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING...