>From: cindyandbobby@webtv.net (cindy shruhan)
>Reply-To: adhesions@adhesions.org
>To: Multiple recipients of list ADHESIONS
><adhesions@mail.medispecialty.com>
>Subject: IAS MEMBERS, SOME HUMOR FOR TONIGHT..
>Date: Thu, 16 Jan 2003 14:42:41 -0600
>
>HI LADYIES, WELL I JUST POSTED THAT I WAS AWAY FROM THE BOARD, DUE TO
>TAKING CARE OF MY MOTHER, AND SON..MY BLESSED MOTHER WILL BE 72 THIS
>NEXT MONTH, SON IS 28, LIVES WITH US..NOW, IM BEDRIDDEN,SO LET ME TELL
>YOU HOW I TAKE CARE OF THEM, AND I HOPE THIS BRINGS A SMILE TO YOUR
>FACES..I LITERALLY WALK LIKE A DOG, HAVING TWO DOGS, DOBERMAN, MINIPEN,
>TRYING TO SNIFF MY UNO, NOT FUN..HEHE..BUT OFF I GO ON MY HANDS AND
>KNEE'S, TAKING PILLS TO BOTH, I WAS KNOCKED OVER BY MY DOBIE ACCIDENTLY
>AND DROPED ALL THE MEDS, DRINKS, DOGS ATE THEM ALL, AND I LAUGHED SO
>HARD I POOPED MYSELF, WEARING DIPERS IS A BLESSING AT TIMES, THEN HOW
>DID I FEED THEM..OH THIS WAS FUN...DONT FORGET THE DOGS..I CRAWL TO THE
>KITCHEN, AND I HAVE A LARGE HOME, TO LARGE, SO I GET TO THE KITCHEN,
>PULL MYSELF UP WITH A CHAIR, DOGS SNIFFING, ME YELLING, GET YOUR NOSE
>OUT OF MY BUTT, DID THEY NO....HEHE..ALSO WHEN I DID GET UP, OPENED THE
>REFIGERATOR DOOR, THE MINI PEN HELPED HERSELF TO SOME DELI ITEMS, SHE IS
>4LBS, WHEN SHE WAS DONE SHE WAS 7 LBS..HEHE..HUGE..UNREAL..SO I GET THE
>STUFF FOR SANDWICHES, THE DOBERMAN IS SNIFFING THE COUNTER, IM SLAPPING
>HER NOSE, SHE IS LICKING ME...UCK....THEN,IM THINKING, I NEED TO WASH MY
>HANDS NOW...THINK AGAIN, NO WAY, BESIDES THIS FOOD WAS NOT FOR ME...HE
>HE..OK, IM UP ON THIS CHAIR, AND STILL BENT IN HALF, I MANAGE TO PUT
>SOME MUSTARD ON THEM, SLAPED ON THE CHEESE, FORGOT THE WRAPPPER ON MY
>SONS...HAHHAH..THAT WAS TO FUNNY, HE ALMOST JUST KEPT EATING IT, THE
>FOOL, OK, BUT I GOT THE SANDWICHES DONE, NOW FOOD ON THE WAY, BUT DOGS
>AT MY BUM, AND MY FOOD, WHAT TO DO....WELL HAVING BEEN DISABLED FOR SO
>LONG,HAVING HOUSE DOGS FOREVER, FOOD WAS MY ONLY HOPE..OK I NEEDED MORE
>LUNCHEN MEATS..SO I GET TO REF AGAIN, LITTLE DOG IS RIGHT THERE, LOOKING
>20MOS PG..I GRABBED SOME, SO I HAVE THIS TRAY, IM PUSHING IT WITH MY
>FRONT HANDS, AND CRAWLING, PLEASE TRY TO PICTURE THIS, DOGS STILL AT THE
>FOOD, AND THE BUM....SO I TELL THEM THEY HAVE A COOKIE, AND THEY BOTH
>RAN UP IN FRONT OF ME, AND BOTH GRABBED A SANDWICH, AND TOOK OFF, ONE
>OUTSIDE HER DOGGIE DOG,THE MINI PEN, HER I HAD TO STOP, YELLING AT MY
>SON, GET HER, GET THE SANDWICH...HURRY...HE DID THANK GOD....THE DOBIE
>HAD A GREAT LUHCH THO...SO BY THIS TIME, DONT EVEN ASK HOW LONG IT TOOK
>K....WHEN THEY BOTH REALIZED WHAT I HAD DONE FOR THEM, AND WHAT THE
>GIRLS HAD DONE WITH THRE LUNCH, THEY LAUGHED, AND OFF I CRAWLED TO
>CHANGE MY DIAPER...BUT, THIS WAS SOMETHING THAT I WILL CHERISH, FOR IT
>MADE US ALL LAUGH, AND CRY....THERE IS ALWAYS LIGHT MY SISTERS, EVEN IN
>THE MOST DARKEST NIGHTS, OR HOURS, BUT TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN, IS MUCH
>STRONGER AND BRIGHTER THAN ANY DARKNESS..JUST WANTED YA TO KNOW WHAT A
>PRO IAM AT BEING BEDRIDDEN, AND STILL TRYING TO HELP MY BELOVED
>FAMILY...AFTER ALL WAS SAID, AND DONE..THEY NOW ASK ME TO NOT MAKE THERE
>LUCHES, BOBBY DOES THEM BEFORE WORK..WELL, HOW DARE THEM...I TRYED, THE
>DOG LOVED HER LUNCH, SO NOW ALL WAS LOST..GOOD NIGHT MY SISTERS, AND
>KNOW I LOVE YOU,AND IM PRAYING THAT THIS PAIN WILL BE TAKEN, OR OUR
>GERMANY DOCTORS WILL COME HERE, BUT THAT WONT HAPPEN, WE MUST GO
>THERE..YOUR IN ALL MY THOUGHS,PRAYERS ALSO...LOVE CINDY SHRUHAN
>cindyandbobby@webtv.net
>
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>I'M VISUALLY IMPAIRED, I NEED THE CAP'S IN ORDER TO TYPE, NOT TO OFFEND
>ANYONE..THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING...
>