>----- Original Message -----
From: Bill Kase To: Shirley Cicero
Cc: Misty5404@aol.com ; Melissa ; Lacie75@aol.com ; Lilly530@Yahoo.com ; G Inger ; Don and Jewel Cicero ; dandoe ; Cordoba10@aol.com ; BiscuitsLiz Lieby ; barbara howard-liberti
Sent: Thursday, February 13, 2003 8:37 PM
Subject: Fw: Great Quotes from Women
>----- Original Message -----
From: kathy Oliver
To: William Kase ; Kristi ; Bettye McMichen ; Amanda Green
Sent: Thursday, February 13, 2003 1:43 AM
Subject: Great Quotes from Women
I hate it when I do that!! Here is the attachment.
> * > > > > > > Inside every older person is a
> * > > > > > > younger person-wondering what the
> * > > > > > > hell happened.
> > > > > > > >
> * > > > > > > -Cora Harvey Armstrong-
> > > > > > > >
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> * > > > > > > My second favorite household chore is
> * > > > > > > ironing. My first being, hitting my head
> * > > > > > > on the top bunk bed until I faint.
> > > > > > > >
> * > > > > > > -Erma Bombeck-
> > > > > > > >
> > > ...................................................................
> * > > > > > > I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears
> * > > > > > > makes one you can ride on.
> > > > > > > >
> * > > > > > > -Roseanne Barr-
> > > > > > > >
> > > > >
> > ........................................................................
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> * > > > > > > The hardest years in life are
> * > > > > > > those between ten and seventy.
> > > > > > > >
> * > > > > > > -Helen Hayes (at 73)
> > > > > > > >
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> * > > > > > > I refuse to think of them as chin hairs.
> * > > > > > > I think of them as stray eyebrows.
> > > > > > > >
> * > > > > > > -Janette Barber-
> > > > > > > > ............................................................
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> * > > > > > > Thirty-five is when you finally get
> * > > > > > > your head together and your body starts
> * > > > > > > falling apart.
> > > > > > > >
> * > > > > > > -Caryn Leschen-
> > > > > > > >
> > > > >
> > ........................................................................
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> * > > > > > > Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"?
> * > > > > > > Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to
> * > > > > > > put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone.
> > > > > > > >
> * > > > > > > -Jan King-
> > > > > > > >
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> * > > > > > > In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man
> * > > > > > > --if you want anything done, ask a woman.
> > > > > > > >
> * > > > > > > -Margaret Thatcher-
> > > > > > > >
> > > > >
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> * > > > > > > Nobody can make you feel inferior
> * > > > > > > without your permission.
> > > > > > > >
> * > > > > > > -Eleanor Roosevelt-
> > > > > > > >
> ................................................................
> * > > > > > > Things are going to get a lot worse
> * > > > > > > before they get worse.
> > > > > > > >
> * > > > > > > -Lily Tomlin-
> > > > > > > >
> > ..................................................................
> * > > > > > > You know the hardest thing about
> * > > > > > > having cerebral palsy and being a woman?
> * > > > > > > It's plucking your eyebrows. That's
> * > > > > > > how I originally got pierced ears.
> > > > > > > >
> * > > > > > > -Geri Jewell-
> > > > > > > >
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> * > > > > > > A male gynecologist is like an auto
> * > > > > > > mechanic who never owned a car.
> > > > > > > >
> * > > > > > > -Carrie Snow-
> > > > > > > >
> > > > >
> > ........................................................................
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> * > > > > > > Laugh and the world laughs with you.
> * > > > > > > Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
> > > > > > > >
> * > > > > > > -Laurie Kuslansky-
> > > > > > > >
> > > > >
> > ........................................................................
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> * > > > > > > Old age ain't no place for sissies.
> > > > > > > >
> * > > > > > > -Bette Davis-
> > > > > > > >
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> > ........................................................................
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> * > > > > > > A man's got to do what a man's got to do.
> * > > > > > > A woman must do what he can't.
> > > > > > > >
> * > > > > > > -Rhonda Hansome-
> > > > > > > >
> > > > >
> > ........................................................................
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> * > > > > > > If you can't be a good example, then
> * > > > > > > you'll just have to be a
> * > > > > > > horrible warning.
> > > > > > > >
> * > > > > > > -Catherine Aird-
> > > > > > > >
> > > > >
> > ........................................................................
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> * > > > > > > Every time I close the door on reality
> * > > > > > > it comes in through the windows.
> > > > > > > >
> * > > > > > > -Jennifer Unlimited-
> > > > > > > >
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> * > > > > > > Whatever women must do they must do
> * > > > > > > twice as well as men to be thought half
> * > > > > > > as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
> > > > > > > >
> * > > > > > > -Charlotte Whitton-
> > > > > > > >
> > > >
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> * > > > > > > I'm not offended by all the dumb
> * > > > > > > blonde jokes because I know I'm not
> * > > > > > > dumb. ... and I'm also not blonde.
> > > > > > > >
> * > > > > > > -Dolly Parton-
> > > > > > > >
> > > >
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> * > > > > > > You see a lot of smart guys with dumb
> * > > > > > > women, but you hardly ever see a smart
> * > > > > > > woman with a dumb guy.
> > > > > > > >
> * > > > > > > - Erica Jong-
> > > > > > > >
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> * > > > > > > If high heels were so wonderful,
> * > > > > > > men would still be wearing them.
> > > > > > > >
> * > > > > > > -Sue Grafton-
> > > > > > > >
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> * > > > > > > I think---therefore I'm single.
> > > > > > > >
> * > > > > > > -Lizz Winstead-
> > > > > > > >
> > > >
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> * > > > > > > Behind every successful man is a
> * > > > > > > surprised woman.
> > > > > > > >
> * > > > > > > -Maryon Pearson
> > > > > > > >
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> * > > > > > > I have yet to hear a man ask for advice
> * > > > > > > on how to combine marriage and a career.
> > > > > > > >
> * > > > > > > -Gloria Steinheim-
> > > > > > > >
> > > ....................................................................
> * > > > > > > Send this to five bright women you
> * > > > > > > know and make their day.
> > > > > > >
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