Re: Warning, tasteless joke ahead...

From: Sally Grigg (lostcst@mcn.org)
Thu May 2 20:10:52 2002


I don't get it. Senility has set in? Sally

>----- Original Message -----
From: "Millie" <milliem@citlink.net> To: "Multiple recipients of list ADHESIONS" <adhesions@mail.medispecialty.com> Sent: Thursday, May 02, 2002 12:18 PM Subject: Re: Warning, tasteless joke ahead...

> That is so cute!! I can just see that one... can anyone else?
> Millie.

>> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "cathy:-" <anonymous@medispecialty.com>
> To: "Multiple recipients of list ADHESIONS"
> <adhesions@mail.medispecialty.com>
> Sent: Thursday, May 02, 2002 10:55 AM
> Subject: Warning, tasteless joke ahead...
>
> > Mildred, an 87-yr-old recent widow was extremely depressed. One day
> > while cleaning she found her late husband's old revolver, and she
> > decided that she was going to end it all with a shot through her heart,
> > since that was the part of her that felt so bad. She didn't want to
> > make any mistakes, though, by missing -- she wanted a straight shot to
> > the heart. So she called the doctor's office and talked to the nurse,
> > asking "just exactly where is the heart located?" The nurse told her,
> > "Directly below your left breast, dearie."
> >
> > Mildred was admitted to the ER later that evening with a gunshot wound
> > to the left knee.
> >
> > --
> > cathy :-)
> >
>


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